A night of Gag Inducing Injuries

Last night's UFC Fights for the Troops event definitely had it's share of brutal knockouts and disturbing injuries. Here are a few of the aforementioned injuries:


This one is a good old fashioned muay thai beat down. If you just want to see the resulting bubble on the guy's forehead, skip to about 4:10.


This is what happens when you don't tap out from an arm bar, see 00:45 for the worst of it.



And by far the worst (this one made me throw up in my mouth a little bit):

Oh Weird Al, why don't you make new songs?

I was listening to FM96 on my home from work, as I often do because I don't usually care what music is playing as long as it's rockesque. Anyways, they were playing AC/DC's Rock n' Roll Train for the ten millionth time this week so I switched over to something else. They were playing this song, which I thought was pretty funny. So here it is.

PS3 Guitar compatibility finally fixed.

Last month I downloaded a patch for Rock Band that apparently finally allows me to use my GH3 controller. I only realized this today. Thank you for this update. It's just in time for me to send back my Rock Band guitar because the tilt sensor suddenly doesn't work 80% of the time. Also, just in time for the fix to be irrelevant now that Rock Band 2 is a week away. Thank you EA and Neversoft for finally resolving your issues. I look forward to more compatibilty issues that are solved just before the next round of games come out and nobody cares anymore.

What? That's not legal?

This is from a Adrenaline MMA 1, a few months ago. What you want here is 4:35 till the end.



It doesn't even look close to accidental.

Things that make you say "ow!"

This is from last night's DREAM 6 event. What you want here is 18:45 to see the slo-mo of the 2nd shot and 20:30 for the inadvertantly hilarious line delivered by Bas Rutten.

Gifs of Saturday's big upset KO

I guess somebody had some free time to whip up some animated gifs of the aforeposted KO. He was out for over 2 minutes, which is probably about 10 times longer than most guys are knocked out for.

Biggest upset of the year and most brutal KO of the year

Apparently the video was taken down. I've found another source. Enjoy.



Watching the replay in slow-mo makes me shudder a little, especially the angle from behind.

Proof that showoffs = best fighters ever

Fastest KO in mma history

Will they ever leave him alone?

After realizing mma isn't for him, Kalib Starnes has found his true calling:


Also for older Kalib Starnes bashing for your view pleasure:




Maybe just skip to about 53 seconds on this one:

Fitch is Chimparific

Photos from UFC 87 weigh-ins posted on mmamania reveal missing link in evolutionary chain:


Maybe instead of fighting GSP, Fitch should be fighting this guy:

He should've been knocked out at least 5 times.

Cabbage can take a ridiculous number of punches directly to the chin, and the guy keep going. Check it out.

Some parents are retarded.

Saw Dark Knight tonight. Awesome movie. What's not awesome is that some retards brought their 3 year old kid. She was terrified for half the movie. Nightmares for a week. Good work. Here's your fucktard of the month trophy.

Probably the craziest ko I've ever seen

Crazy Flying Submissions

Another one of the best mma fights ever

Clay Guida vs. Tyson Griffin

Would spend your money on this?

In a new series of posts (potentially limited to 1 post) I will attempt to unravel the mysteries of human spending habits.

Episode 1: Would you pay a hosting service to maintain this website?

One of the best fights ever.

A few fights with Houston "Don't Blink" Alexander

Someday I'd like to see what this guy is like in round 2.

Never kiss a fighter

WWE's Brock Lesnar make his UFC debut

The UFC obviously doesn't like these fights being available on youtube, here's another link to the fight.
Brock definitely showed a lot of potential. If he can learn some submission defence and how to punch with his left hand, he could be a major force in the heaveyweight division.

A few incredible (and unorthodox) KOs

Shocking?

Proof that van Damme is gay? You be the judge.

The loving look at the end must be a little disconcerting for Fedor.