At a press conference today, President George W. Bush announced his new plan to solve the obesity epidemic in American youth. He announced the creation of the new Department of Health & Fitness and the new Secretary of Health & Fitness Jared Fogle.

This seems like a top notch plan. Keep up the great work!
4 comments:
that looks delicious. and the sandwich - I could go for one of those
I could go for a Jared-fish sandwich right about now. MMM jaredelicious
Jared Leto has huge balls!
Oh Scott Brison, you sure know how to ruin a blog.
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