Martin Finally Answers Key Questions

Paul Martin finally answered key questions that the media and the opposition leaders have been asking over and over with no reply (until today).

Q: How many criminal investigations of the Liberal Government are currently underway?
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Q: Who was really behind the sponsorship scandal?

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Q: If you were re-elected as prime minister, how many days would it be before you stole money again?

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Q: How many campaign promises are you planning on keeping?

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Q: Where's your toupee today?

A: "Oh shit!"