Paul Martin announced today, that if re-elected, he will ban crime. “Thousands of crimes are commited every year in Canada and we say 'No More!' There is no legitimate use for crime, so we're proposing to ban it once and for all.”
This follows Martin's ban on handguns announced yesterday. “As we all know, criminals have a great respect for the law. If we ban handguns, the criminals will obey the ban. Canadians know that criminals have always legally obtained and registered their guns, so a Canada-wide ban will completely choke off the handgun supply. Criminals will have no other choice than to make a gun shape in their jacket pocket with their thumb and forefinger.”
Thank you Mr. Martin. Genius, pure genius.
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I think it's about time a party figured out how to totally eliminate crime. Makes you wonder if the health care crisis could be solved if we requested that people stop getting sick? I mean, inform them that it's quite impolite and unCanadian to get ill and need medical help. This might really help.
You know what? Your bit was far funnier. I think this comment has brought down the quality of the entire blog. You may have to start a new one
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